Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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