u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
My first STD was from a foam party
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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