girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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