But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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