Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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