Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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