There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
