why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Two words: nipple clamps
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