I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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