is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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