I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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