The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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