2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
my poor anus
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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