I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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