True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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