after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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