He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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