Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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