you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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