We're like a lot better than the average bears
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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