im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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