Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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