I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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