Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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