Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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