I feel like abortions should bother me more
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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