Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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