before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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