Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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