Grow some girl-balls and come out already
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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