my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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