That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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