I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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