i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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