my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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