Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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