Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
