He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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