just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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