Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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