come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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