she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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