you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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