I am in a vortex of obligation.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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