My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
