it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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