Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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