can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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