Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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