What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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