Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
did you just send me my own nude
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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