He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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