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You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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