im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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