I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
