Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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