got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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