Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Randomize
